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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

NSIT Quiz Fest '13 Archives: General Quiz 6

Finals 6:


Extragalactic Blancmange puddings feature prominently in the latter four linked TV humor sketches of
the 1970's TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus, Episode Seven: You're no fun any more. Their
fundamental absurdist humor is to upturn the usual relationship of people eating food, into food
eating people.
A table-size sentient Blancmange from planet Skyron of the Andromeda Galaxy turns the tables by
eating people, especially now-historic players of tennis. 
Chief Scientist Charles, his mistreated bimbo girlfriend, and a police detective deduce that a particular
bizarre cultural conversion and the above mentioned player consumption are  an effort to
depopulate England and win the Wimbledon tennis championships.
What were these bizarre cultural conversions that would have helped them win the Wimbledon tennis
championships?


Answer:They converted the 48 million English citizens into
stereotypical Scots, as Scots cannot play Tennis.
What the Blancmanges stand to gain by winning at
Wimbledon is never brought up.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

NSIT Quiz Fest '13 Archives: General Quiz 6

Finals 6:


Extragalactic Blancmange puddings feature prominently in the latter four linked TV humor sketches of
the 1970's TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus, Episode Seven: You're no fun any more. Their
fundamental absurdist humor is to upturn the usual relationship of people eating food, into food
eating people.
A table-size sentient Blancmange from planet Skyron of the Andromeda Galaxy turns the tables by
eating people, especially now-historic players of tennis. 
Chief Scientist Charles, his mistreated bimbo girlfriend, and a police detective deduce that a particular
bizarre cultural conversion and the above mentioned player consumption are  an effort to
depopulate England and win the Wimbledon tennis championships.
What were these bizarre cultural conversions that would have helped them win the Wimbledon tennis
championships?


Answer:They converted the 48 million English citizens into
stereotypical Scots, as Scots cannot play Tennis.
What the Blancmanges stand to gain by winning at
Wimbledon is never brought up.

No comments: