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Tuesday, February 04, 2014

The Famous Eccentric

must have a cold shower 45 minutes before a match.
bag must be placed next to his chair, on a towel, never on the chair.
must sprint to the baseline after the spin of the coin. A split-step and then a jog around the back court.
must towel down between every point.
must run his hair behind both ears.
must touch his nose.
must pick at his underpants.
must drink from two water bottles at changeovers. One bottle has cold water, one is warm.
must have his socks at the exact same height.
must face the labels of his drink bottles to the end he is about to play from.
must never rise from his seat before his opponent.
must never walk on the sidelines as if he is avoiding cracks in the pavement.
must fold his towels after every changeover.
cannot step on any lines on the court.
List of what? (Inexhuastive)


Tuesday, February 04, 2014

The Famous Eccentric

must have a cold shower 45 minutes before a match.
bag must be placed next to his chair, on a towel, never on the chair.
must sprint to the baseline after the spin of the coin. A split-step and then a jog around the back court.
must towel down between every point.
must run his hair behind both ears.
must touch his nose.
must pick at his underpants.
must drink from two water bottles at changeovers. One bottle has cold water, one is warm.
must have his socks at the exact same height.
must face the labels of his drink bottles to the end he is about to play from.
must never rise from his seat before his opponent.
must never walk on the sidelines as if he is avoiding cracks in the pavement.
must fold his towels after every changeover.
cannot step on any lines on the court.
List of what? (Inexhuastive)